Power-bottom tapes dildo to bike & cycle-fucks himself

It must get really boring living in the countryside, because it leads people to do all sorts of crazy shit- like strapping a huge pink dildo to a bicycle seat, lubing it up, cutting a hole in your jeans and proceeding to fuck yourself as you’re cycling down the road.

It’s quite ingenious- he’s getting exercise while at the same time as giving his hole a thorough working over. I’m also impressed he took the time to cut the perfect sized hole in his jeans, so if he bottomed out he might just be able to hide the fact he’s riding a dildo in plain sight in the middle of the day!

I’m just pleased that no-one stumbled upon this guy cycle-fucking himself, because how would you explain this little outdoors adventure the next time you pop in the local village shop for a packet of biscuits?

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