Drag may be the ultimate boner buster (in my not-quite-humble opinion), but when it comes to the delightful Bianca Del Rio I can almost make an exception. Sure, she brings not one ounce of sex appeal to the proceedings, but she ain’t half funny as she’s encouraging my boner to retract into my body like a terrapin under a broken sunlamp. If anything, having her around for the proceedings means we get to see some classic Porn Star Acting™ take place.
Colby Keller may be channeling mahogany but Connor Maguire is a wonderful surprise- he has an endearing monotone comic timing that charmed me from the second he opened his mouth (and surprisingly a dick didn’t flop out). This off-the-wall Men.com update has Bianca trying to liven up the guys lives, via stripper Chris Harder, a Frozen parody, a gloryhole… and you get the idea.
Sucking dick through the hole finally gets Colby horny so we get to some sex. Yes! There is sex! Colby and Connor have both got masculine bodies with ACTUAL BODY HAIR too. Neither of them are that ripped, but look more like the kind of soft-but-hard guys you find in any dive bar in any fun city- so basically, just the type of guy I love and the kind we all stand a chance to hook up with. Which makes this hotter- because one day it could be you or me bouncing on Colby or Connor’s cock.
Now, if that’s not a reason to watch this scene and brush up on how each of them prefers to get a blowjob, I don’t know what is.