Andrew Christian release a new soft porn / underwear ad

Sex sells right? We all know it, but few companies (barring those homoerotic fuckers Aussiebum) push it in our faces as much as Andrew Christian underwear company supreme do. They know their audience is gay men and they beat that audience with a pair of underwear on a stick until that audience is lying, bleeding in the swimwear section pleading ‘Please, please stop, I’ll buy your underwear, anything if you stop!..’

This video takes place in Miama (looks like LA to me but that’s probably because I don’t travel enough) and features the usual pumped-up muscle brats you come to expect from gay advertising, partaking in a ‘straight-acting’ parade towards the camera.. for about fifteen seconds. Then the gay kicks in and it’s like watching a tea party where everyone’s on poppers. They’re having an amazing time roaming the streets in their tiny strips of bright Lycra and nothings going to get them down!

Still, they’re hot and yes they make me want that lifestyle and yes I know if I only buy the underwear I’d have it. So it worked. Now, please Mr Andrew Christian can you send me some freebies so I can parade around in them for my readers and show them what an amazing life I have?

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

Related videos: